Would you ever drink beer with
Laura Bush? Or should I ask, would you have to be drinking to consort with
Laura Bush?
--Bucket of
Brenlee
Dear Bucket,
That is an
interesting question. I haven’t paid a whole hell of a lot of attention to
Laura Bush, which means she is doing a good job of keeping her mouth shut and
letting her husband run the country. Sure, she said something stupid the other
day about how she wanted to get rid of gangs—give me a break—but for the most
part she ain’t all that bad. I also have to give her a two thumbs up for making
them twin daughters of hers—they are pretty hot.
I can’t say the
same for that witch of wife old Bill Clinton has. I got tired of looking at her
ugly mug while Billy was in office, now I get tired of seeing her on TV now that
she is a carpetbagging senator. So I guess to answer your question—I would
gladly have a beer with Laura before I would spend two seconds in the same room
with Hillary.
DON
Dear Don,
If you had to move to a foreign country, which one would it be?
--Ricky from Cheyenne, WY
Dear Ricky,
God forbids that
ever happened. I can’t think of too many countries I can stomach much less live
in outside the U.S.—just like Ted Nugent said the other night when I went and
saw him and Toby Keith in Terre Haute—“every other country sucks!” IF for some
reason Armageddon came and I had to go somewhere else, it would be Australia.
After watching Crocodile Dundee I think the Outback is my kind of place—men are
men and the hunting is good. The last place I would go of course is France—they
couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
DON
Dear Don,
We are getting ready for the spring fishing season here in Charlestown. Attached
is a photo of Buddy and Glen collecting our bait fish from our breeding pond
near the sewer plant. It should be a good spring run and we hope to catch some
big’uns. The great thing about the spring run is that they glow very bright in
the river water. Some say it’s because of the run-off from the old army
ammunition plant.
Your friend,
Eugene
PS: Our bait shops are out of the 1000 lb. test cable needed. If you know of any
around, let us know. Thanks
Dear Eugene,
I can’t wait to get on the river when the weather warms up a bit for some
fishing, drinking, and telling of tall tales. I am still eating on that big cat
I caught last year near Charlestown with you guys—the meat from that
nasty-looking thing filled up both of my freezers. I am out of thousand-pound
test but if worse comes to worse we can use a tow rope or something if we can’t
find any. You guys take it easy and I will see you in a couple of weeks.
DON
Dear Readers,
Sorry I wasn’t able to get to any of my mail this week. I had to go down to
Corbin, Kentucky for my great nephew’s wedding. It was a pretty good time—they
had some good BBQ and a lot of beer. I think they make a nice couple:
I will be back in action next week.
Take care,
DON
Dear Don,
What are your
favorite web sites?
--Melissa of
Newburgh
Dear Melissa,
The Hoosier
Gazette is my favorite of course since I work here and they let me say whatever
I want. Other than that, I like NASCAR.com so I can keep posted on what’s
happening in the racing world and also AutoTrader.com—that is the place to look
if you need a used car. I ain’t much for video games or none of that but there
is one I play regularly that is my favorite—click the link to play Alcohol &
Ammo:
http://www.boneland.com/toys/aaa/.
