We at The
Hoosier Gazette realize that sometimes it is hard to find many
positives about living within the borders of Indiana. To cheer
our readers up, we have decided to devote a portion of our
newspaper to the one thing we Hoosiers can always find solace
in—AT LEAST WE DON’T LIVE IN KENTUCKY! Since Indiana became a
state in 1816, Hoosiers have always taken pride in the fact
that no matter how bad we have it here, our poor station in
life can’t hold a candle to that of those in the Bluegrass
State. To celebrate our superiority over our southern
neighbor, we have archived Kentucky jokes our readers have
sent us.
If you have a great (and fairly clean) Kentucky joke that is
not in our archive and would like to submit it to The Hoosier
Gazette, just e-mail it with your name and hometown to
kentucky@hoosiergazette.com.
There is no prize for submitting a joke, other than the
satisfaction of knowing you have helped make fun of the most
worthless state in the Union! Way to kick ‘em while they’re
down!
Submitted by Adam of Kentucky
(apparently he didn’t know which city he lives in):
State of Kentucky Residency
Application
Name:
________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M
_____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size
____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair
Dresser
(_)
Un-employed
Spouse's
Name: __________________________
Relationship
with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of
children living in household: ___
Number that
are yours: ___
Mother's Name:
_______________________
Father's Name:
_______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
