A
Hoosier walks into a bar in Kentucky and asks this Kentucky man,
"Wanna
hear a Kentucky joke?" The Kentuckian says, "No, but my cousin Billy-Bob and my
friend Bobby-Joe,
two of the strongest men in this town sure would" The Hoosier
says, "Na, that's okay. I wouldn't want to tell it
over three times.”
Submitted by Tom Watson of Sterling Heights, MI:
Since before
World War II, Kentuckians have come to live and work in Detroit, choosing the
suburb of Hazelpark
(Hazeltucky)as the place to find a plate of biscuits and
gravy and other good ole boys. Until that is a sign saying
Hazelpark left was
placed along I-75. Now they just turn around and go back home.
Submitted by Ronnie of Springfield:
How can you tell when a Kentucky girl is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
Submitted by Jason of Indianapolis:
Q: Why didn't the Kentucky man want his son to marry a virgin?
A: Because if she isn't good enough for her brothers, she isn't good enough for
our family.
Submitted by Rick Miller of Lynnville:
A Hoosier was visiting a farm in Kentucky when he came upon two men sawing
slots above the barn door. He asked the men what they were doing. They told
him that every time the mules camein they hit their ears. The Hoosier told them
to just dig out
from under the door, then he left. The Kentuckians said, “That is just like a damn
Hoosier! The mules ears are to long, not their legs.”
Submitted by Gary of Anderson:
Why do all the
trees in Indiana point north?
Because
Michigan sucks and Kentucky blows!
Submitted by Don Albin of Tell City:
Those poor Kentuckians...
They'll have to drink their Kool Aid warm now...
The last person who had the recipe for ice died last week!!
Submitted by John Von Vigo of West
Terre Haute:
Q: Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Frankfort Kentucky burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Submitted by Greg Eberhart of Evansville:
Q: Why do folks in Eastern Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under are not admitted.
Submitted by Jay Druckamiller of Evansville:
Q. How many Kentuckians does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A. Two...one to stir the batter and one to squeeze the rabbit.
Submitted by Howard Masterson of Elizabeth, IN:
Q: What is the difference between a Kentuckian and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Submitted by Sandra of Evansville:
(This may be the worst joke ever
submitted—nice one, Sandy!)
Q: Where do Hoosiers get their Kentucky jokes?
A: They steal them from Kentuckians and just put the word Kentucky anywhere the word
Indiana appears. HaHa
Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
A: Interstate 75.
Submitted by John P. Voges of Evanston, IN
Q: Do you know why birds fly upside-down over KENTUCKY?
A: It's cause there is nothing worth crapping on in KENTUCKY.
Submitted by Ronnie of Evansville
Two
Kentuckians came over to Indiana to buy something to drive, but they only had
$10.00 to spend. They looked all over, and finally came upon a car lot with a
broken down old camel for sale. They asked the salesman if they could take the
camel on a test drive, and he said “Sure.”
After
being gone for a very long period of time, the salesman got worried that they
were not coming back, so he called the police. Just as soon as he hung up the
phone, the two Kentuckians showed up, but without the camel. He asked what
happened to the camel, and said the story better be good. The two Kentuckians
replied, "We were going along down the street just fine, and came upon a stop
light, so we did. Then a carload of Hoosiers pulled up beside us and one said,
"Look at those 2 butt holes on that camel". So when we got off the camel to
take a look, the camel ran away"
Submitted by Michelle P. of Indianapolis
Person 1: Did you hear about the war between Indiana and Kentucky?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: The Kentuckians started throwing bombs to Indiana and they lit them
and threw them back
