Q.) What comes out new every spring in Kentucky, hangs
around until about October, turns brown, and then falls off?
A.) Underwear
Submitted by Brian Knab of Cincinnati, OH:
Q.) How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in
Kentucky?
A.) If it was invented in another state, it would have been called a
teethbrush.
Submitted by Ed of Stuckyville:
Q.) Why doesn't Indiana slide off into Lake Michigan?
A.) Because Kentucky sucks.
April of Anderson:
Two Kentuckians, Billy Bob and Jimmy Joe were fishing on their side of the Ohio
River across from one lone Hoosier on our side of the river.
Billy Bob yelled across the river, "Hey Hoosier! What's your name?"
"Clarence, what's it to ya?" the Hoosier replied.
The Kentuckians took offense to Clarence's tone and Billy Bob yelled
again, "How 'bout I come over thar and kick yer ass, Hoosier?"
Clarence said, "Suit yourself."
So Billy Bob put down his pole, walked a ways down to the bridge, then came back
and sat down next to his buddy.
Jimmy Joe said, "Billy Bob, I thought you was goin' to kick that Hoosier's ass?"
Billy Bob said, " I sure 'nuff was, but I got to the bridge and the sign said
Clarence – 10’9” so I said to heck with it!"
Submitted by Kevin Bruce of Evansville:
A new law passed in Eastern Kentucky: When a couple gets divorced, they're still
brother and sister.
Submitted by Buckita Wilson of
Taswell:
Q: What's long and hard on a
Kentucky basketball player?
A: First grade
Submitted by Steve Forest of Nashville:
Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of the street toward
each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
Ray, what'cha got in the bag?"
"Jus’ some chickens."
"If I guesses how many chickens they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give ya both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm...five?"
Submitted by Randy Moore of Gas City
Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Kentucky?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Will Johnson of Otisco:
Q: What do you get when 32 Eastern Kentuckians meet for a get together?
A: A full set of teeth.
Mike Wilson
of Evansville:
What does a porcupine and the University of Kentucky’s Rupp
Arena have in common?
