We at The Hoosier Gazette realize that
sometimes it is hard to find many positives about living within the borders of
Indiana. To cheer our readers up, we have decided to devote a portion of
our newspaper to the one thing we Hoosiers can always find solace in—AT LEAST WE
DON’T LIVE IN KENTUCKY! Since Indiana became a state in 1816, Hoosiers
have always taken pride in the fact that no matter how bad we have it here, our
poor station in life can’t hold a candle to that of those in the Bluegrass
State. To celebrate our superiority over our southern neighbor, each week
we will post a new Kentucky joke on our site. We hope everyone enjoys this
week’s submission:
To submit a Kentucky joke to The Hoosier Gazette, just
e-mail us at
kentucky@hoosiergazette.com or use the submit Kentucky joke form. At
this time there is no prize for submitting the weekly joke, other than the
satisfaction of knowing you have helped make fun of the most worthless state in
the Union! Way to kick ‘em while they’re down!